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This breathable, classic-fit tee speaks with dry humor and quiet honesty. A simple low-battery icon sits above the text: “I don’t have the energy to pretend I like you today.” Wear it on slow mornings, crowded commutes, or during mellow weekends when socializing feels like a chore. The soft, sturdy cotton keeps the message relaxed rather than aggressive — it’s about conserving energy, not causing a scene. Pair it with jeans and a worn-in jacket for errands, or layer under a flannel for low-key meetups. For anyone who values blunt kindness and small, truthful statements, this T‑shirt becomes part of how they set boundaries without saying too much.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton face for solid colors; comfortable 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves and neck labels, DTG for main front graphic.
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — “I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend I Like You Today” Low Battery Graphic Tee
£13.49
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£13.49
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Product features
- Durable 100% cotton face for solid colors; comfortable 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves and neck labels, DTG for main front graphic.
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat